Limericks!

Apr. 21st, 2025 10:15 pm
petra: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, and Han Solo beaming at each other (Star Wars OT3 - Yavin)
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I have recently written limericks in: due South, Interview with the Vampire (TV), Murderbot, Star Wars Original & Prequel Trilogies, and Venom (Movies). Go here for the links and summaries, in alphabetical order by fandom.

I would be happy to write more, so if reading my limericks makes you want more of them, prompt at will.
petra: Barbara Gordon smiling knowingly (Default)
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Give me a kink or a sex-related trope and/or one or more characters (ideally one(s) I know, though I have osmosed quite a bit from many other sources), and I will write you a limerick.

Please publicize this! Requests are welcome, no matter whether I know you or not. Anon commenting is on; just leave a name so I know who to dedicate the poem to.

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Limericks thus far, alphabetical by fandom:

due South )

Interview with the Vampire (TV) )

Murderbot Diaries )

Star Wars Original Trilogy )

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy )

Venom Movies )
petra: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) with his hand on Luke Skywalker's stormtrooper-armored shoulder (Obi-Wan and Luke - ANH)
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Winter companions (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Hondo Ohnaka
Additional Tags: Quintuple Drabble, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:

When Obi-Wan walks into the cantina in Mos Eisley, there is only one pilot there. On the plus side, he's very happy to see Obi-Wan.

Malcolm Tucker's daemon

Apr. 13th, 2025 04:02 pm
petra: The words "YES and HO!" in cheery font on a bright pink background (The Thick of It - Yes and Ho!)
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European robin, for that "Every Christmas card my mum sent had me on it, grimacing," with a side of "will fight ANYONE"?

Corvid, for the Capaldi-and-a-raven aesthetic?

English bulldog because no, seriously, never lets anything go?
petra: Barbara Gordon smiling knowingly (Default)
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I am still accepting donations and prompts here if you want me to write for you!

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We were foolish, we were young (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Satine Kryze
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Drabble, Reunions
Series: Part 3 of Disaster Lineage + Psychic Wolves
Summary:

Satine meets Obi-Wan's wolf.



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Not an asinine question (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Indigo & Abigail Kamara
Characters: Indigo (Rivers of London), Abigail Kamara
Additional Tags: Drabble
Summary:

Indigo and Abigail walk in the park.



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Cross purposes, St. Andrew's and otherwise (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Julian Bashir & Benjamin Sisko
Characters: Julian Bashir, Benjamin Sisko
Additional Tags: Drabble
Summary:

Sisko and Bashir are looking for Garak for different reasons.



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Sir, yes, sir (89 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clone Trooper Hardcase/CT-7567 | Rex
Characters: Clone Trooper Hardcase (Star Wars), CT-7567 | Rex
Additional Tags: Poetry, Dom/sub
Series: Part 5 of The more we get together
Summary:

Hardcase doesn't write poetry.

Except when he does.



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THIZ IZ JUST 2 SE (31 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Venom (Marvel Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote
Characters: Eddie Brock, Venom Symbiote
Additional Tags: This is Just to Say, Pastiche, Poetry
Series: Part 4 of Venom writes for Eddie
Summary:

Venom responds to a poem Eddie left him with a poem.

(no subject)

Apr. 12th, 2025 08:18 pm
marginaliana: Buddy the dog carries Bobo the toy (Default)
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Insta-rec, for pure delightful batshittery:

Cunk on Fangs (7987 words) by beemovieerotica
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Philomena Cunk, Daniel Molloy, Paul | Philomena Cunk's Mate, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Armand (Vampire Chronicles)
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously
Summary:

Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.

Drabble and Poetry Exchange

Apr. 11th, 2025 07:34 pm
petra: Text: Archive of Our Own: Squee shared is squee squared. (Squee - Squee shared)
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Leave me a drabble (or more, if you have trouble writing exactly 100 words) and I will write you a drabble (probably precisely a drabble).

Leave me a poem and I will write you a poem.

If you want a poem and you can only write prose, let me know; if you want a drabble and can only write poems, let me know.

Art instead of words is also welcome! Just let me know what you want in return.

Anonymous comments are welcome; just sign it with a name so I know who to dedicate the work to.

If you want to write for other people who come along, indicate that in your subject line.

For people interested in writing for me, I am in the mood for:
escapism
cuddles
far-flung futures
adventures
hijinks
puns
kink
monsterfucking/xenophilia
banter
Murderbot who's neither white nor a man
genderfuckery
tortured rhymes
happy endings literal and euphemistic
and as ever, mentor/student

I have no preferences for ships or gen. If there is something particular you want, I will entertain your request.

Here are the fandoms I can write. Any of those fandoms that are not marked "likely not again" are fair game for entertaining me.

Come at me! Link this far and wide!

US Politics: This may be too generous

Apr. 10th, 2025 05:57 pm
petra: A cartoon penguin standing in dandelions thinking, "Dandelion break." (Bloom County - Dandelion Break)
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"Back off. I have an Intelligence of 6! I think I know what I'm doing."
petra: CGI Obi-Wan Kenobi with his face smudged with dirt, wearing beige, visible from the chest up. A Clone Trooper is visible over one shoulder. (Obi-Wan - Clones ftw)
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Faceblindness causes amusement )